Good evening, I'm Anzai.反転でぼやいてます。
I made up my mind to write this blog in English today. :)(make uo one's mind=~しようと思い立つ)
wall]-・)y-~ ...I have already got tired.←
_________φ(。_。*)Challenge to the limits of my English abilities.
It was "it" that I saw yesterday.
It has black, slick body and moves so fast that we can't kill "it" with ease.(with ease=容易に)
As you know from its features, it was G.(As you know from A,=Aから分かるように)
I have thought that I had no Gs in my home.
I sighed. orz
My mother, in a pale face, gave me "Gokiburi hoi-hoi" to set it under my bed.
Oh, my godness!←英語圏の人は"god"を多用しないと聞いた事がある。
Why, why am I to set it under my bed!?
Does it mean that I have slept on the G!?
Oh, my godn(omission)
Becase we have a dog, we can't set poison foods for G called "housan dango."
Nor it is no use burning "Varsan."(バルサンの綴りは公式HPで確認済。【笑。)
It is often said, "If you see a single G in your home, you may think twenty more Gs are there."←一匹いたら、二十匹はいると思え!
...If you know a good solution to get rid of G in safe, please tell me! orz(get rid of A=Aを駆除する)
_________φ(。_。*)I got more tired.←
I'm sorry that I had no topic except about G. :(
...I feltlovelessness of English Kaomoji when writing it.
...I am looking forward to going to Mito.
It is the only hope for me to live now.
If only...